2014 Shonky Awards

From a peanut butter biscuit that has no peanuts in it, to a bank that raids kids’ piggy banks… these are the winners of a 2014 Shonky Award.

Bankwest

Bankwest

Bankwest Kids’ Bonus Saver account may give with one hand, but they take with the other.

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Arnott’s Tim Tams Peanut Butter Flavour

This Tim Tam variety contains no peanuts at all – it’s all the work of paprika extract and food colours.

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S-26 Gold Toddler and Junior

The Shonky Award for… milking parental guilt in a toddler and junior formula market worth almost $100m.

CBA

Commonwealth Bank of Australia

According to a senate inquiry, CBA’s financial planners orchestrated a “calculated deceit” and deliberately put clients into risky investments.

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Vorwerk Thermomix

For being less than upfront with loyal Thermo fans about the release of its new model, we were left with no choice but to juice the Vorwerk/Thermomix lemon.

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Amazon Kindle

Kindle Paperwhite’s boasted eight weeks of battery life is based on just 30 minutes of reading per day.

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Kmart swimwear

Is a swimsuit really a swimsuit if its label proclaims that it may become see-through when wet?