2008 Shonky Awards

From ‘nutrient-enhanced’ water with dubious claims to the luxury body dryer that’s a load of hot air… these are the winners of a 2008 Shonky Award.

Citibank

Shonky for Customer Care Excellence goes to… Citibank.

You’ll Love Coles Steam Iron

Shonky for Betrayed Love goes to… You’ll Love Coles Steam Iron.

Adelaide Bank and HSBC

The Shonky for Last Banks Standing goes to… Adelaide Bank and HSBC.

Airobe Luxury Body Dryer

Shonky for Just Too Much Hot Air goes to… Airobe Luxury Body Dryer.  

Australian Egg Corporation

Shonky for Egg On Your Face goes to… Australian Egg Corporation.  

Hurricane Planet Green

Shonky for Storm In A Teacup goes to… Hurricane Planet Green.

Premium mobile services industry

Shonky for Premium Rip-off goes to… premium mobile services industry.  

Vodka Mudshake Original Chocolate

Shonky for Muddled Disguise goes to… Vodka Mudshake Original Chocolate.

Equititrust capital warranty

Shonky for Warranty, Schmarranty goes to… Equititrust capital warranty.

Glaceau Vitamin Water

Shonky for Get Real – Bullshit (h2o+sugar+hype) goes to… Glaceau Vitamin Water.